Group 18 anomalies / sheet 119 / revision 4
Racoonium
119
Rc Racoonium 198.88

I was not discovered.
I was noticed.

For a long time nobody wrote me down. Then a man in a hard hat found me at the top of a plastic mountain at four in the morning, holding something that used to be his lunch, and after that I was in the literature. The samples he took have all since let themselves out.

State at room temperature
Awake, unfortunately
Occurrence
Naturally abundant in landfill
Appearance
Grey, banded, extremely present
Melting point
Never observed. Nobody tried twice
Reacts violently with
Locked bins, motion sensor lights, anyone holding food, the sentence "shoo"
Storage
None known. Every container rated for me has been rated for me only once
A sealed sample jar

Sample 119-A, sealed

They keep one of these on a shelf and label it evidence. It contains a foil wrapper, some paper and a single eye that was already looking at the camera when the lid went on. The lab reviews it every quarter and every quarter it is still looking.

Racoonium CA: soon